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October 6, 2026FREE · EVERY MORNING · PAGE 1 OF 4TheBurntPeanut stream recap · ARC Raiders
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00:10:17fumble
Dead Seconds After the Cheers
Right after toasting with the warm beer he says "I'm dead as [ __ ]" and a teammate scolds "don't die, you cockus way too fast."
MEDIUM00:17:01quote
Blue Shield Mouse-and-Cookie Doctrine
He refuses Hutch a blue shield, citing Give a Mouse a Cookie and escalating to a Bobcat.
HIGH00:44:53fumble
Bridge Activated Despite Repeated Pleas
The game voice keeps repeating "Activating the bridge" while teammates shout that it is closed, and he then says "enough goofing around, we got to move."
MEDIUM01:28:20rage
Blue Credit Bereavement Meltdown
Told his blue credits vanish after the update, he shouts "Do you know what I've sacrificed?" and calls the teammate a liar.
HIGH01:36:52fumble
Genius Glitch Plan Wipes Squad
After the whole squad dies on the stairs he insists "my plan was genius, you guys just mucked it up."
HIGH01:53:10quote
Kill Me and You're a Racist
Downed by an enemy, he yells that anyone who kills him is a racist, after offering leprechaun luck.
HIGH04:30:41fumble
Phone Calls to Absent Friends
He rings Cloy twice, gets voicemail, then concludes Cloy died in a horrific car crash.
HIGH07:10:00fumble
Equalizer Empties Into Robot, Does Nothing
After the Matriarch attempt he complains he unloaded 25 rounds of Equalizer and "it did nothing."
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“You ever read Give a Mouse a Cookie? I give him a blue shield, what does he ask for next? He wants a purple shield next. He wants a Bobcat.”SAID AT 00:17:01 · PLAY THE CLIP“I served two tours in the Bungulate War.”SAID AT 00:53:13 · PLAY THE CLIP“Sir, I'm a traveling Italian pizza salesman. I'm just trying to get home to my Italian family. I've got three kids: Tony, Tony, and other Tony.”SAID AT 01:34:40 · PLAY THE CLIP“Guys, I mean it. Anyone who kills me is a racist.”SAID AT 01:53:10 · PLAY THE CLIP“I'm a leprechaun. If you revive me, you get 100 raids of good luck.”SAID AT 01:52:37 · PLAY THE CLIP
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The Daily Nut regrets that every number in this edition is an estimate from what was said on stream, and that nobody here can see the game. Kill counts are what Peanut claimed. Timestamps open the Twitch VOD at that moment. The Daily Nut is fan-made and unaffiliated with TheBurntPeanut or Twitch, and will print further corrections tomorrow, which will also be wrong.
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