Frozen Trail Day 2: Peanut Loses Bobcat Trade, Squeezes Rubber Duck
Day 2 of the Frozen Trail grind with Hutch and Kona, powered by Subway ad reads and a team-leader rulebook that grew to rule 23 and beyond.
Day 2 of the Frozen Trail grind with Hutch and Kona, powered by Subway ad reads and a team-leader rulebook that grew to rule 23 and beyond.
Peanut Shoots Teammate While Begging Shots
After repeatedly yelling 'shoot me' during a fight, someone shouts 'You hit me, dumb ass' and Peanut then says all his stuff is gone.
MEDIUMBobcat Trade Goes Wrong Twice
Peanut drops the wrong item in a drop-on-three trade, is called a liar, then tries again and loses the guide-me-right dance.
HIGHHellfire Threatened Over Stolen Bobcat Item
Peanut screams that he will make every raid tonight terrible if Hutch keeps what he took.
HIGHTeam Leader Claims Half of Bobcats
Hearing Kona had four Bobcats, Peanut invokes 'rule number 11' and the rulebook spirals past rule 15.
HIGHPeanut Bargains With Raiders For Revive
Downed, he pitches himself as the enemy's favorite streamer and promises they could be happy together; teammates note it was not a good deal.
HIGHKona Allegedly Shoves Peanut Off Edge
Peanut yells 'we're supposed to work as a team' and Kona admits 'it's my bad, I was just testing something'.
MEDIUMFrigot Run Ends In Fatal Fall
Teammate says he snapped up and 'it just threw me off', and later chat says 'you fell to your death' after five vaporizers swarmed them.
MEDIUMDrop Your Address Chant Erupts
Peanut and squad scream 'drop your address' at a raider who shot them, joking that he sucks at games so he'll threaten in real life.
HIGHGrenade Roll Wipes Out Photo Group
Peanut says he missed and killed himself, and the squad laments all the downed raiders they planned to sing for died.
MEDIUMEditor: the night deskPublisher: nobodyCirculation: Printed: before breakfastFact-checker: position open
The Daily Nut regrets that every number in this edition is an estimate from what was said on stream, and that nobody here can see the game. Kill counts are what Peanut claimed. Timestamps open the Twitch VOD at that moment. The Daily Nut is fan-made and unaffiliated with TheBurntPeanut or Twitch, and will print further corrections tomorrow, which will also be wrong.