Research Bench Grind Ends in Rubber Duck Aggro Disaster
Day 2 of the research bench grind saw Peanut squeeze a rubber ducky until the whole map aggroed on the squad, then blame Dra for not sticking with his team leader.
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October 10, 2026FREE · EVERY MORNING · PAGE 1 OF 4TheBurntPeanut stream recap · ARC Raiders
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00:38:46quote
Declares himself a PvE player mid-ambush
He shouts 'pause, I'm a PvE player' at a hostile raider, then pleads for them to look him up on Twitch.
HIGH00:39:45fumble
Tulips joke gets him killed
He admits a gross joke made no sense, then says 'and then I died' while chat laughs hard.
HIGH00:56:09fumble
Knocked while shopping, begs Dra
He yells 'I've been bashed' and pleads for a pickup, then thanks the squad when revived.
MEDIUM00:57:47friendly
Squad runs into teammates, knocks them off
Peanut jokes that devs made it so you can run into teammates and knock them off, and says he supports the decision.
REVIEW01:30:21rage
Rubber duck squeezing aggros the map
He squeezes the duck repeatedly while teammates yell that everything is aggroing, then blames Dra.
HIGH04:18:55fumble
Begs squad not to let him die
He pleads 'please don't let me die' and 'please don't shoot me' before going down.
MEDIUM04:48:35fumble
Teammates leave him without a snap hook
The squad says goodbye and extracts while he has no snap hook, then he addresses YouTube alone.
HIGH05:19:03quote
Brags about the $352,000 raid
He pretends to be broke, then brags about the huge raid and refuses to return the Bobcat.
HIGH06:46:12friendly
Squad panics as Peanut hunts them
Teammates beg him not to kill them while he yells he is coming and celebrates dominating.
REVIEW07:35:32quote
Fake announcement to lure squad back
He claims he has something important to say, then uses it to push for one more game.
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“Sir, pause! Listen, guys, I'm a PvE player. I love PvE. Player versus environment.”SAID AT 00:38:46 · PLAY THE CLIP“Please God, it's me. I need this more than you could possibly know. Just go to twitch.tv/theburntpeanut.”SAID AT 00:39:03 · PLAY THE CLIP“That was kind of a gross joke with almost no reward that I said for some reason. And then I died.”SAID AT 00:39:45 · PLAY THE CLIP“Cloy, check out this duck. You can squeeze it.”SAID AT 01:30:21 · PLAY THE CLIP“Honestly, I blame Dra. He wasn't with us. He didn't stick with his team leader.”SAID AT 01:32:50 · PLAY THE CLIP“$352,000 raid. Hey, can I have my Bobcat back? No, you can't. I'm just kidding.”SAID AT 05:19:03 · PLAY THE CLIP“Hellfire will rain down upon you. I'm a genius.”SAID AT 00:52:57 · PLAY THE CLIP
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The Daily Nut regrets that every number in this edition is an estimate from what was said on stream, and that nobody here can see the game. Kill counts are what Peanut claimed. Timestamps open the Twitch VOD at that moment. The Daily Nut is fan-made and unaffiliated with TheBurntPeanut or Twitch, and will print further corrections tomorrow, which will also be wrong.
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