Loot secured. Dignity unaccounted for.
Peanut opened by begging a stranger for a revive, then bragged his way through a solo lobby.
Peanut opened by begging a stranger for a revive, then bragged his way through a solo lobby.
Peanut begs a stranger for a revive
He pleads that it is his first game on stream and everyone will think he is bad if he dies, and the stranger revives him.
HIGHCar warranty pitch in the raid
He greets raiders with a car extended warranty line and admits he may have made it up.
HIGHAnvil 200 shots plan pitched as genius
He insists a TikTok anvil trick will beat the harvester while teammates tell him he is beyond wrong.
MEDIUMWhiffed the jump onto the Matriarch
He says he whiffed it, then calls out that he is going to die and later that he is dead.
MEDIUMLemons defended in the quick-use slot
Teammates tell him to take the lemons out of his quick use and he shouts that lemons are cool and lucky.
HIGHLucky lemon lost to his own greed
He accuses the squad of stealing his lucky lemon, then admits he may have thrown it out blind with greed.
HIGHFake Frozen Trail leak recorded for clips
He repeatedly records a fake leak that 10 matriarch cores are needed for tomorrow's bench and tells clippers to post it.
HIGHSquad debates leaving Cloakzy at the hatch
Teammates joke about opening the hatch without him while he protests that he would never leave a friend to die.
MEDIUMEditor: the night deskPublisher: nobodyCirculation: Printed: before breakfastFact-checker: position open
The Daily Nut regrets that every number in this edition is an estimate from what was said on stream, and that nobody here can see the game. Kill counts are what Peanut claimed. Timestamps open the Twitch VOD at that moment. The Daily Nut is fan-made and unaffiliated with TheBurntPeanut or Twitch, and will print further corrections tomorrow, which will also be wrong.