Super Weapons Day: Peanut Builds Gun, Loses Gun in Two Seconds
Peanut spent three days building a super weapon, then lost it to a Bobcat in roughly two seconds and mourned out loud with a very large smile.
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October 12, 2026FREE · EVERY MORNING · PAGE 1 OF 4TheBurntPeanut stream recap · ARC Raiders
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00:49:13fumble
Three-day gun lost in two seconds
Peanut says he lost the weapon he built for three days in two seconds, and the Bobcat is named as the culprit.
HIGH00:51:39quote
Smiling through unending torment, allegedly
He delivers a long, escalating speech about hidden pain while openly admitting he looks like he is smiling.
HIGH01:00:59quote
Orphan sob story pitched to enemy
Downed, he begs a raider for a revive by claiming to be an orphan who has just found a father.
HIGH01:03:48fumble
Thanks raider for sparing him, then insults kettle
After handing over his gear, he thanks the raider, then turns on the kettle he just lost.
MEDIUM00:13:31fumble
Leaks own discount code on stream
Chat laughs hard as he realizes the merch-site game leaderboard gave away his discount code, then accuses everyone of cheating.
HIGH04:46:53quote
Seventy Bobcats, strictly decorative
Teammates accuse him of hoarding Bobcats while he insists they are for decoration only.
HIGH05:21:33fumble
Hatch panic after missed jump puzzle
Chat laughs hard as he begs the squad not to leave without him while failing to reach extraction before the timer.
HIGH05:46:32friendly
Walls close on Gimmick's jump puzzle run
The squad argues over who failed to warn Gimmick about the closing walls, with Peanut blaming the vague call-out.
MEDIUM07:08:38friendly
Gimmick shoots Peanut's gift Bobcat away
Peanut says the Bobcat went flying and complains he was about to gift it to Gimmick.
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“I may have a smile on my face, but inside my soul is being ripped apart. Someone is pouring salt and lemon juice inside of a giant wound on my peanut body.”SAID AT 00:51:39 · PLAY THE CLIP“Well, I lost the weapon I've been building for three days. In two seconds.”SAID AT 00:49:13 · PLAY THE CLIP“Before you kill me, listen. I was orphaned at a very young age. I don't have a father. And times have really been bad for me.”SAID AT 01:00:59 · PLAY THE CLIP“They're for decoration. They are for decoration purposes only.”SAID AT 04:46:53 · PLAY THE CLIP“I give a lot of money to people without water, like the church and stuff.”SAID AT 01:05:47 · PLAY THE CLIP
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The Daily Nut regrets that every number in this edition is an estimate from what was said on stream, and that nobody here can see the game. Kill counts are what Peanut claimed. Timestamps open the Twitch VOD at that moment. The Daily Nut is fan-made and unaffiliated with TheBurntPeanut or Twitch, and will print further corrections tomorrow, which will also be wrong.
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