PvE Update Day: Four Hours Shooting One Bastion
Peanut spent the first PvE-era night of ARC Raiders grinding a Rattler quest on Bastions, a job he later called four and a half hours of his finite mortal life.
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October 13, 2026FREE · EVERY MORNING · PAGE 1 OF 4TheBurntPeanut stream recap · ARC Raiders
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Bobcat heist of the century
After a hatch scramble he narrates anchoring a teammate back and sliding to grab a Bobcat, then calls it the heist of the century.
HIGH01:28:06fumble
Pushed off the ledge mid-chase
He yells that he was pushed off while hunting the last raider, and chat answers with karma and 'ur so dumb'.
MEDIUM02:19:21fumble
Begs strangers for a pick-up
He is downed and loudly pleads 'pick me up' while the squad plays strangers, then asks them to kill someone else.
MEDIUM02:23:31quote
Nobody will take the free Tempest
He offers a Tempest 4 over and over, Dra keeps refusing, and he announces nobody leaves until someone takes it.
HIGH03:46:47rage
Bastion grind breaks his spirit
He says he hates the Bastion grind with every fiber of his being and cannot kill another one.
HIGH03:54:07quote
Fake Bobcat repair shop scam
He tells armed raiders their Bobcat is defective and invents a repair manager named Gregory Finscale to keep it.
HIGH04:29:49quote
Something important before you kill me
He stalls a raider with a claim he has something important to say, a bit he repeats several times that night.
MEDIUM04:36:46quote
Four and a half hours later, done
He finishes the Rattler Bastion damage, mourns the hours lost, then learns another challenge remains.
HIGH03:30:44fumble
Fell down twice on the bridge
After a failed Bastion run he admits he fell down twice, and chat jokes about dying to the environment.
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“I will have to say that the Bobcat on this man is defective and I have to take it back to the shop. The manager's name is Gregory Finscale, he'll let you know when it's ready.”SAID AT 03:54:07 · PLAY THE CLIP“I already have 28 Bobcats, gold stocks and blue tips, level four on all the gun racks in my house. I literally can't build any more gun racks.”SAID AT 01:38:49 · PLAY THE CLIP“That was four and a half hours of shooting a Bastion with the Rattler. My mind is gone. I am a hollow shell of the Pete I once was.”SAID AT 04:36:46 · PLAY THE CLIP“I'm the Bobcat collector. I have 49 Bobcats, and that's going to be a hundred before the end of the wipe. You know what happens when you get a hundred Bobcats? You win.”SAID AT 04:42:32 · PLAY THE CLIP“Guys, we're not leaving till someone takes this Tempest. Someone take this Tempest, guys.”SAID AT 02:23:31 · PLAY THE CLIP
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